Prof is the high school science teacher of Wannabee High. He is an avid atheist, devout evolutionist and is a part of the A.C.L.U.(Anti Christ Liberal Union.) Prof is always upset and is easily angered when anyone mentions anything about God or creation. He loves reading philosophy. Some of his heroes include: Charles Darwin, John Dewey, Carl Marx, Thomas Paine, René Descartes and others.... Prof can quote the entire book Origin of Species by memory!